I would be so excited to be a real journalist today.  The biggest story in American history is unfolding.  The opportunity to report on the attempted overthrow of the American Republic, the unbelievable number of high profile traitors, the possibility of hanging  (for treason) a former president.  This stuff is mind blowing.

What’s that you say?  You don’t know what I am talking about.  Well that is what is fake about fake news.  There is a palace coup, a junta, a government overthrow that has been foiled and you don’t know about it.  What are you watching as far as news goes?

CNN, MSNBC, ABC, NBC, CBS you say.  Well sit down because what I am going to say will make you say bad words to me.  The journalists on these networks are part of the coup.  I don’t know how they all comply.  They first are dumber than snot.  They get paid to write and report false and more importantly meaningless information.

For example, while the president of the United States is dismantling the players in the coup the news is reporting all day and all night that the president hates women because he has/had an alleged spousal abuser on his staff.

I don’t mean to slight a woman’s abuse issue but common the Republic is under attack.  Put the two items on a balance Coup v. Spousal Abuse.  I’m sorry but there is only one correct answer.

There is no Democrat party.  Get over it.  They announced a meeting of Democrats in my town.  I’m thinking of going to see what they could possibly talk about.  Since they have no legal platform I figure they might talk about the Democrat black caucus stating they hate white people, or maybe they could explain the reason why not one Democrat Senator voted for the tax cuts or maybe they could talk about how much they hate the President (this would fall right in line with the news).

When you lie to others that is bad but when you lie to yourself (insert a wise saying here).