Month: January 2019
COLUMBO WOULD BE FIRED
I wished that Columbo could investigate the “swamp”. Note iI said wished. Because Columbo would not be allowed to continue in his investigations; especially in LA.
Firstly, Columbo and Mrs. Columbo would get stymied by the 56 categories of sexual identity. You see Columbo was moral. He was a straight shooter Columbo was a patriot. He knew that evil was intelligent and survived because it corrupted others with money, sex and power.
Columbo looked at little things that did not match up., The incredible amount of information that would lay before him in the swamp would not be a challenge. He would simply connect two dots and the case would be over.
But he would be fired, if not commit suicide with two bullets to the back of his head. He would be overwhelmed with the the sordid immorality that he would uncover. Heck, he couldn’t even use the language to ask questions. Columbo would find the murderer by pestering to find why something didn’t make sense.
Columbo would get involved by being assigned to a young child murdered in LA. Let’s say the Standard Hotel as the scene of the crime. He would crawl up Adam Schiff’s ass until he drove Schiff to confess.
Here lies the rub. In the Columbo times people, even the criminals, had logic. They had sense of defeat. They would acknowledge the cleverness of the famed detective.
Not today. Like a three year with chocolate on its face they would not only deny but then sue, call in favors and then kidnap Columbo’s Basset hound and threaten Mrs. Columbo.
I consider President Trump as a modern day Columbo. Backed with understanding how these swamp creatures function. He came prepared to fight at their level. He can troll them and set them to do what he wants. Easy to do with legal FISA warrants and he listens to them communicating. When things get slow he trolls them and watches the chatter.
Another cultural difference from Columbo’s time until now — that generation believed and used logic.
CAPITALISM-EXECUTION-REDRESS
I was listening to a post where the speaker mentioned the execution of a Romanian leader. He said they had a lottery for people to shoot the leader. I looked it up. The leader and his wife were executed but there was no lottery. This is how rumors get started – and ideas spawned.
I got to thinking with the inevitable revelations of various US politicians and their treasonous crimes. What if we US citizens had a lottery.
I am not sure if they hang or if they shoot. Shooting would be more profitable. Being a “hangman” who pulls the lever would be fine but we need to raise the ante. Maybe have multiple buttons that release the doors with one lever not functioning so you can all say you did not know if it was your button that was null.
RULES
This is my suggestion. Each lottery ticket for an A lister would be 10K. If you buy 100K then you receive a free lottery ticket. A million dollars and you get a dozen more freebies. All losing lottery ticket holders receive a front row seat for the event.
The number of level pullers/button pushers/rifle holders need further determination.If the execution is by bullet we can’t be cruel. We must put some military personal. A group of untrained citizens might leave the traitors badly maimed and suffering.
The poetic justice of using single shot rifles to those who opposed the second amendment is precious.
MUSIC
As in the Olympics each traitor can choose his preferred anthem. Some might choose an Islamic melody, others Chinese and others Russian. Some might be best served with circus tunes.
BENEFITS
The monies earned could be donated to Haiti. Since there are no longer reliable sources of children organizations maybe the money could be used to start such organizations.
New designations could be established such as the certified NPO (non pedophile organization). This same designation might go on movies or Catholic institutions. The NSAO (certified nonsexual abuse organization) . The NHTO (certified non human trafficking organization).
SUMMARY
We have a financial do good opportunity here. Don’t let this crisis go to waste.